Monday, February 9, 2009

I am not Tom Irwin

I have a fairly common name and my local bike shop even has two customers in their database with my name (in the same ZIP code, but fortunately on different streets), so it's not so odd that there's now a popular TV show character named “Dan Norton,” played by actor Tom Irwin, who happens to be around my age. Still, it's fun to know.

I'm not a fan of the show (“Lost”) and I'm not familiar with Irwin's work, but as he's a member of Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre Company, I'm sure he's a wonderful stage performer.

In an Entertainment Weekly article, writer Doc Jensen delves into the names of several of the “Lost” characters and suggests that the character's name is a reference to one Daniel Silas Norton, co-author of the book Classical Myths in English Literature.



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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Google's website may harm your computer!

[ Screenshot of Google search results ]This is a screen snapshot of a Google search I did this morning. Google was working fine only moments before, but then all search results started displaying “This site may harm your computer.” The links were directing to a warning page instead of the named site and later the warning page itself wasn't working, instead forwarding to a page that read “Forbidden. Your client does not have permission to get URL ...”

To see how serious the problem was, I told Google to search for “malware” on its own site, and it reported that its own site may harm my computer!

One wonders if this is just an incompetent goof or if a hacker is having fun with Google's servers.

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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Go, Julian!

UPDATE on March 12, 2009: We just received official word that Julian will start the 2009 Cap10K with the elites!


[ Photo of Julian, wearing a race bib ]This photo is of my younger son, Julian, who just registered for the Statesman Capitol 10,000 (Cap 10K) race, which will be on March 29, 2009. Big races have chips that show your time from the start line to the finish line, but for competition results, the official start time isn't when you cross the start line, it's based on when the race starts, i.e. the "clock time" or the "gun time." At huge races such as the Cap 10K, it can take several minutes for all 11,000 runners to cross the start line, so competitors prefer to start towards the front.

The best competitors, the "elites," are allowed to line up at or near the starting line and they start at the official start time (or within a few seconds). The Cap 10K organizers allow anyone who has completed a recent 10K in under 38 minutes to start with the elites. Julian, however, only just started racing long-distance in September, and he has never raced that distance. But he has made tremendous progress and he's aiming to finish the Cap 10K in under 36 minutes. Even if he doesn't do as well as that, he would likely finish among the top 5 in his division (Men, ages 16-19).

But he can only finish that close to the top if he starts with the elites.

So, the plan is to ask the race organizers to review Julian's progress, which I believe clearly demonstrates that if Julian were to race today, he'd finish in about 37 minutes, considerably faster than the formal 38-minute cutoff.

Julian's Race Results

[ Graph of Julian's actual races with theoretical 10K times shown crossing lines at 39, 38 and 37 minutes ]

The graph above shows theoretical 10K race times based on results from Julian's actual races. The "Theoretical 10K Time" isn't just a simple multiplication of the the shorter race's time, but it's based on a proportionately slower average pace. Even though he doesn't technically qualify for the elite start, the chart indicates that he could qualify if there were a race today. But more importantly, it shows that he's on a dramatic arc of improvement. His goal of 36 minutes is ambitious, but he has demonstrated that he's capable of working hard at it. For me, not knowing for sure is half the fun, so I'm looking forward to finding out.

The table below shows Julian's actual race results, starting with his first long-distance race in September and ending with a 5K in Houston last Sunday (where he finished 4th in the M16-19 division) and the theoretical 10K race time. These are all competitive races.

I'm convinced that Julian should be able to start with the elites. Let's hope the organizers think so, too!

Date

Race
Type

Dist (km)

Time

Avg Pace
(mins/mi)

Theoretical
10K Time*

Online
Results

Sep 6

XC

6.000

27:23

7:20

47:47

Results

Sep 13

XC

8.000

36:12

7:16

46:05

PDF: Results (as "Justin")

Oct 5

XC

8.000

33:38

6:45

42:49

PDF: Results

Oct 11

XC

8.000

32:58

6:37

41:58

Results

Oct 25

XC

8.047

32:46

6:33

41:34

Results

Nov 2

XC

8.000

30:47

6:12

40:21

Results

Nov 8

XC

8.000

31:50

6:25

40:42

Results

Nov 29

Road

5.000

18:35

5:58

38:55

Results

Dec 7

Road

4.828

17:20

5:46

37:29

Results

Jan 18

Road

5.000

17:37

5:40

36:53

Results

*From this calculator:
http://www.marathonguide.com/fitnesscalcs/predictcalc.cfm



Julian, starting the ep5K in Houston on January 18, 2009.
(He finished 17th overall, 4th in his age division.)

Saturday, December 27, 2008

Somnio's Cafe

is owned and operated by some friends of mine and the critics agree that the food is excellent and the building's exterior doesn't adequately reflect the excellence inside. They're open special holiday hours today (Saturday) through Dec 30 from 11 am - 10 pm and on New Year's Eve from 11 am - 7:30 pm-"ish".

Tell them Daniel sent you.


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Preview from the Austin-American Statesman

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Central Austin Sightseeing Bike Tour

I have removed this post to this URL:
www.danielnorton.com/2009/09/central-austin-sightseeing-bike-tour


[ TexBIKE ]

This article was published for the benefit of TexBIKE.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Advance-fee Fraud Attempt on Craigslist

I'm selling my rowing machine on Craigslist (referenced on my home page if it's still for sale) and I received an over-ask bid. My reply was simply "It's yours if you're local." This was his reply:




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Friday, December 12, 2008

Twitter-follow spammed by Alex Shalman (AlexShalman)

Well, I know spam when I see it, and this spam was via Twitter, which has no easy way to report spam and apparently when I reported it, the spammer saw the report I filed with Twitter. (I don't know if I goofed or if that's the way Twitter works.) I know he saw it because a few minutes after I reported it, I got this E-mail from him:
From: Alex Shalman
Date: Fri, Dec 12, 2008 at 12:14 AM
Subject: Spam

Daniel,

I really don't appreciate you accusing me of spam on Twitter. I really don't see how I spammed you either. You have to keep in mind that you have like 4 followers, so you're not getting a lot of stuff coming in. I have 2,000 followers, so my messages are dispersed every 100 or so from other people.

Do you have some kind of spam phobia? I noticed you have an anti-spam blog. Like a blog totally dedicated to spam? Love it.

--
Best regards,
Alex Shalman
Hmm, I guess people who don't like spam are really just suffering from a "phobia." Thanks, doc.

Well, if you're not familiar with Twitter, spammers get twitter.com to send people their twitter web page URL by contriving to "follow" their spam targets, me in this instance. (Google search "twitter follow spam")

Well, maybe you don't consider it spam and although Shalman denies it above, he admits it in this twitter post from a few hours earlier (which I hadn't seen before I reported the spam):
Sorry for spamming everyone with the welcome followers thing. I deleted all that stuff, and turned it off, won't happen again!
(Twitter link)
Apparently spam from him is only spam when he is calling it spam, but the same spam isn't spam when someone else calls it spam. This is hardly surprising, though, and fully consistent with Spam Rule #1.

Sigh.